imagine if all major retailers started making their own condom brands...

.. and kept the same tagline! (stolen from moneysavingexpert)

Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms – every little helps.
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”.
FCUK condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin.
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!”

lol that was so random but good well found!

that final one sounds a bit tricky imo